I guess some folks who have moved to the tropics of Helena Montana and no longer have to chop ice at 35 below zero are thinking our weather isn't being marketed enough for our winter client. So here's our new slogans for a winter season, care of my Cousin Christian....
Visit Roscoe - Because Point Barrow Alaska is Practically Tropical
Roscoe - Think Siberia With No Gulag
Roscoe - You Can See Santa From Our House!
Can't stand the hubub of upper Tibet? Is Greenland simply over-run this time of year? Want to avoid the Euro-trash in the Ural Mountains? Come to Roscoe.
Our climate is so wonderful you won't be bothered by "people".
Roscoe - As inviting as is looks.
Putting the X in Extreme vacations!
Roscoe - We'll do the shoveling for you.
Roscoe - The skating rink is only 3 feet under.
Roscoe - You'll pray for global warming.
PermaFrost means PermaFun!
Roscoe - We burn the furniture for heat.
"Feel free to use any of these on your website. You don't even have to pay me". CMack
Thanks so much, cousin. I'm sure my one client will be knocking the gate down for the opportunity to fix the frozen pipes in February. Thanks for all your business help. Love, Jael
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